narratophile\'s

who am I?

I’m going to try to do this as coherently as possible. Hello and welcome to my cunt- my shameless display of insatiable sluttery. If you take issue with any of the following words or variants of said words, it would be best for both of us if you turned back now.

WORDS YOU TRY REALLY HARD NOT TO SAY TO YOUR MOTHER

(that are so much fun to say out loud)

ass, clit, cock, come, cum, cunt, dick, dickery, fetish, fuck, fucker, fuckered, jerk (the verb, not the noun), jizz, kink, porn, pornographic, pornography, pussy, slut, snatch (the noun, not the verb), tits, twat, vag, and wank.

 

 

Now, if you’re still with me (and I really hope you are), I’m a twenty-something mostly-submissive female with a penchant for storytelling and a rampant libido. I grew up woefully Midwestern, and am sadly still trapped in rural hell.

“narratophilia” is an attempt to vent a growing frustration- the deeper I go into the rabbit hole, there are fewer and fewer people in my life that I can recount experiences to.. and as I said, I love storytelling. Thus, narratophilia. Arousal by way of words. I have theories as to why I am the way I am, but this is not the place for that. That belongs in posts.

Expect to read every intimate detail, the good and the bad. There is no such thing as too much information in my debauched little universe.

So again, welcome- make yourself comfortable. Take off your pants, have a seat and relax. I’ll try to be gentle, but I’m not making any promises.

Contact: narratophile at gmail dot com

Or.. you can follow me on twitter.

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